These days, people write their own wedding vows. Below are examples of funny wedding vows,
Example 1:
Minister: Do you promise to love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender your share of the blanket to, relinquish the remote to your partner, until death do you part?
Example 2:
Minister: Do you take this man to be your husband?
Bride: I do.
Minister to Groom: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
Bride: He does.
Example 3:
Groom: I, Barney, take you, Betty, to be my awful wedded wife, to have and to scold, from this day fast forwarded for better but not worse, for richer, and poorer, forget sickness only in health, to loathe and to cherish, till suspicious death do we part.
Example 4:
I John, take you Mary, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be together in happiness and strife,
To have and to hold,
Even if your cooking grows mold.
I love you in richness and in debt,
And cherish all moments since we have met.
I promise to love you until the end of my days,
As long as you stay out of my baseball plays.
I pledge to be faithful
Even when we're old and dull.
Example 5:
For his vows to wife Jamie Marie, John Caprulo wrote:
“Jamie Marie, from this day forward I promise to be worth it. Worth the time. Worth the trip. Worth the energy. Worth the embarrassment. Worth your love. I promise that you will always count. You will always come first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I will buy you some shoes.
From the moment you entered my world, you have filled it with life, color, and energy like never before…like kool-aid in a mud puddle…or a cupcake in a salad…or a rose garden in a junk yard. You are my rose, Jamie Marie, and I promise to devote my life to being your dirt.”
Example 6:
Priest: Do you accept it to be your wife
Groom: Oh yeah, I do
Priest: Then put a ring on it!
Source: www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-wedding-vows.html
Now a quick question, do you want to write your wedding vows yourself? And if you are married, why not write your vows again on your wedding anniversary or make the scribbling on an anniversary cake. Come on, it will be fun. A surprise too![wink]()
Example 1:
Minister: Do you promise to love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender your share of the blanket to, relinquish the remote to your partner, until death do you part?
Example 2:
Minister: Do you take this man to be your husband?
Bride: I do.
Minister to Groom: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
Bride: He does.
Example 3:
Groom: I, Barney, take you, Betty, to be my awful wedded wife, to have and to scold, from this day fast forwarded for better but not worse, for richer, and poorer, forget sickness only in health, to loathe and to cherish, till suspicious death do we part.
Example 4:
I John, take you Mary, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be together in happiness and strife,
To have and to hold,
Even if your cooking grows mold.
I love you in richness and in debt,
And cherish all moments since we have met.
I promise to love you until the end of my days,
As long as you stay out of my baseball plays.
I pledge to be faithful
Even when we're old and dull.
Example 5:
For his vows to wife Jamie Marie, John Caprulo wrote:
“Jamie Marie, from this day forward I promise to be worth it. Worth the time. Worth the trip. Worth the energy. Worth the embarrassment. Worth your love. I promise that you will always count. You will always come first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I will buy you some shoes.
From the moment you entered my world, you have filled it with life, color, and energy like never before…like kool-aid in a mud puddle…or a cupcake in a salad…or a rose garden in a junk yard. You are my rose, Jamie Marie, and I promise to devote my life to being your dirt.”
Example 6:
Priest: Do you accept it to be your wife
Groom: Oh yeah, I do
Priest: Then put a ring on it!
Source: www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-wedding-vows.html
Now a quick question, do you want to write your wedding vows yourself? And if you are married, why not write your vows again on your wedding anniversary or make the scribbling on an anniversary cake. Come on, it will be fun. A surprise too
